Pillow Talk

I thought he was already asleep, but when I came into the bedroom he was watching something on his phone.

Shellee: What are you watching?

Adam: A guy pack wheat into a 5 gallon bucket.

Shellee: Oh crap! I forgot the tums.

I snuggled into bed....and by 'snuggled', being 32 1/2 weeks pregnant with a 46'' (YES I said 46 INCH) belly, I mean grunted, flopped, bounced, kicked, and sighed into bed.

Shellee: Why are you watching a video about a guy packing wheat into a bucket?

Adam: Because I couldn't think of anything else to watch.

Shellee: But why did the guy make a video about packing wheat into a 5 gallon bucket?

Adam: Why not?

Shellee: Zzzzzzzzzzz.......